Twisted Television Tales
Once Upon a Time, there was a New Girl who was good, Who found herself the victim of an unplanned Parenthood. Mister Roger's Neighborhood would never be the same, After living through the Cupcake Wars, she knew she wanted Fame. She quickly packed The Office, and then forwarded her mail, She hopped aboard The Love Boat, where she happily set sail. The girl was a Survivor, and her child filled her with Glee. She started Dancing with the Stars and promptly broke her knee. Injured and alone, and needing help within a flash, She called her good friend Merlin, and he conjured up some cash. Satisfied with her new life, she bought herself some Cribs, And then she got an Entourage, but found they told her fibs. All the Pretty Little Liars, with their lip gloss and their hair, Always chased after the Bachelor, and they didn't want to share. And Unforgettable Blue Bloods, hunted evil Criminal Minds, All utilizing CSI to analyze their finds. The Mentalist would help h...