Rambling Out Loud

Once Upon a Time, there was a New Girl who was good, Who found herself the victim of an unplanned Parenthood. Mister Roger's Neighborhood would never be the same, After living through the Cupcake Wars, she knew she wanted Fame. She quickly packed The Office, and then forwarded her mail, She hopped aboard The Love Boat, where she happily set sail. The girl was a Survivor, and her child filled her with Glee. She started Dancing with the Stars and promptly broke her knee. Injured and alone, and needing help within a flash, She called her good friend Merlin, and he conjured up some cash. Satisfied with her new life, she bought herself some Cribs, And then she got an Entourage, but found they told her fibs. All the Pretty Little Liars, with their lip gloss and their hair, Always chased after the Bachelor, and they didn't want to share. And Unforgettable Blue Bloods, hunted evil Criminal Minds, All utilizing CSI to analyze their finds. The Mentalist would help h...

I wrote this a while back, but I think it's funny.  So I decided it needs to be on my blog!  Please take it with a grain of salt...I was being silly that day.  This is what happens when word nerds sit in drive-thru lines for long periods of time...  :) My intense frustration at my isolation Is leading me to devastation.  I need salvation in the form of adoration From a man who won't be an irritation.  I'd like to take a vacation in God's creation With a man who will stop my desolation.  I'll starve myself to emaciation to find a man in a high paying occupation That will kiss me in the precipitation.  The only problem with this approximation?  It will surely lead to fornication!