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Front Porch Sittin' and Slowing it all Down

On my commute I have a lot of time to think, and one of the things that I've been pondering in my car is a slower pace of life. I think about when people would sit on their porches with lemonade and just talk to each other. I imagine a game of Scrabble or checkers or chess while watching the world go by.  No phones. No social media. No marathoning Netflix.  Just friends, family, and conversation.  I used to think that quietly sitting on the porch would be the most boring waste of an afternoon, but now I'm beginning to think they were on to something. Our life is so fast-paced now. Work, school, social events, sporting events, church, lessons, grocery shopping, cleaning, and the list goes on... I long to just sit in silence and companionship.  Oh, I'm good at sitting still with my phone. Sometimes I will lounge on my bed and glance up to realize I've sat there for two hours flipping through Facebook and Pinterest. How much of my life am I wasting on this dev...

Twisted Television Tales

Once Upon a Time, there was a New Girl who was good, Who found herself the victim of an unplanned Parenthood. Mister Roger's Neighborhood would never be the same, After living through the Cupcake Wars, she knew she wanted Fame. She quickly packed The Office, and then forwarded her mail, She hopped aboard The Love Boat, where she happily set sail. The girl was a Survivor, and her child filled her with Glee. She started Dancing with the Stars and promptly broke her knee. Injured and alone, and needing help within a flash, She called her good friend Merlin, and he conjured up some cash. Satisfied with her new life, she bought herself some Cribs, And then she got an Entourage, but found they told her fibs. All the Pretty Little Liars, with their lip gloss and their hair, Always chased after the Bachelor, and they didn't want to share. And Unforgettable Blue Bloods, hunted evil Criminal Minds, All utilizing CSI to analyze their finds. The Mentalist would help h...