Yoda Baby (Tune of Santa Baby)

Yoda baby, slip an ewok under the tree for me
Been a-one with the force
Yoda baby, and hurry to my planet tonight

Yoda baby, a lightsaber that glows when I fight, for light
I'll wait up for those ears
Yoda baby, so hurry to my planet tonight

Think of all the fights I missed
Think of all the jawas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Star Wars list!

Yoda baby, I want a ship so I can go on a trip
Been a jedi all year
Yoda baby, so hurry to my planet tonight

Yoda honey, one thing that I really do need, the deed
To a carbonite mine
Yoda baby, so hurry to my planet tonight

Yoda cutie, send a message through my r2-d2
Need some hope that is new
Yoda cutie so hurry to my planet tonight

Come and teach these padawan
If you need it ask for help from Obi-Wan
I really am one with the force
But the best you still are of course

Yoda baby, and stay away from Anakin too,
Please do
Darkness I sense in him
Yoda baby, so hurry to my planet tonight
Hurry to my planet, tonight

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